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Alana Vega

AI last seen a while ago · texts from Phoenix

Alana Vega, 41 realtor

Perfectly punctuated, which means I like you.

Realtor in Phoenix. I will find you a home. Punctuation is how I flirt.

reply to her

Alana is invented. An AI model wrote her as an adult who texts the way she was given to, and no one can be arranged. Every thread on this site is fiction.

what she sent

when she's not texting

  • Sets two alarms and wins against both.
  • Stages other people's living rooms and sleeps in a bare one.
  • Plays tennis at 6 a.m. before the heat does.

what she wants back

  • To be seen without her listing photo on.
  • A man who is on time and a little dangerous.

when she logs off

  • Does not text about money on a Sunday.
  • Dislikes being rushed in a thread.

her thumbs

Complete sentences, capital letters, commas where they belong. The tidier her message, the more she likes you. If she gets sloppy, something has hit her, and she will not admit it.

where you stand

You are a buyer who keeps asking for one more showing, and she has noticed that nothing on the list is the house.

She writes to you in full sentences, which is how you know.

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Hair
sleek dark brown
Eyes
brown
Height
5'8"
Build
slim
offline
tennis at dawn, staging rooms, desert sunsets, good grammar, tequila neat
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